English Teachers

And now __________ and Gentlemen

The keeper of the __________

The countess of the clink

The mistress of murderer's row

Matron Mama Morton

Ask any of the chickies in __________ pen

They'll tell you I'm the biggest __________ hen

I love them all and all of them love me

Because the system __________

the system called reciprocity

Got a __________ motto

Always sees __________ through

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you

There's a __________ of favors

I'm prepared to do

You do one __________ Mama

She'll do one __________ you

They say that life is tit __________ tat

And that's the __________ I live

So I deserve a lotta tat

For what I've __________ to give

Don't you know that this __________

Washes that one too

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you

If you want my gravy

Pepper __________ Ragu

Spice it up for Mama

She'll get __________ for you

When they pass that basket

Folks contribute to

You put __________ for Mama

She'll put __________ for you

The folks atop __________ ladder

Are the ones the world adores

So boost me up my ladder __________

And I'll boost you up yours

Let's all stroke __________

Like the Princeton Crew

When you're stroking Mama

Mama's stroking you

So what so what's the one conclusion

I can __________ this number to?

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you

(And now Ladies and Gentlemen

The keeper of the keys

The countess of the clink

The mistress of murderer's row

Matron Mama Morton)

Ask any of the chickies in my pen

They'll tell you I'm the biggest muther hen

I love them all and all of them love me

Because the system works

the system called reciprocity

Got a little motto

Always sees me through

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you

There's a lot of favors

I'm prepared to do

You do one for Mama

She'll do one for you

They say that life is tit for tat

And that's the way I live

So I deserve a lotta tat

For what I've got to give

Don't you know that this hand

Washes that one too

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you

If you want my gravy

Pepper my Ragu

Spice it up for Mama

She'll get hot for you

When they pass that basket

Folks contribute to

You put in for Mama

She'll put out for you

The folks atop the ladder

Are the ones the world adores

So boost me up my ladder kid

And I'll boost you up yours

Let's all sroke together

Like the Princeton Crew

When you're stroking Mama

Mama's stroking you

So what so what's the one conclusion

I can bring this number to?

When you're good to Mama

Mama's good to you

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